Before I left Magnolia, I promised not to do one thing. I promised myself never to ever do again what I just did today.
I ate at Subway. I thought that it was a blood pact between my stomach and myself, but I gave in and I ate there.
And now I have what I’d consider to be a touch of food posioning. Again. I think that this is almost worse than the Magnolia incident.
I hereby decree at 4:29 AM on Friday, August 26 in the year 2005, that I, Clay Chastain, will never eat at subway for the remainer of my time on this planet.